Ninja Fish

Someone who is very sneaky, like a ninja, yet smooth, like a fish swimming

An actual fish wearing ninja clothes, usually a goldfish.
"Oh man, you snuck up on me, like a ninja fish!"

"Tony:Why did you dress up you goldfish in ninja clothes-its gonna die.
Danny: Yea but i own a ninja fish"
by Danny915 September 26, 2008
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Fish Bait

Hank Hill got arrested buying crack with the intention of using it as fish bait
by A.C. Sativa May 02, 2012
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Fish Course

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman with dubious femanin hygene
Susan: "Can I just clarify? When I say dinner, I mean dinner"
Steve: "Well, I wasn’t expecting a fish course"
by Couchsurfingpotato October 23, 2009
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fish rack

A row of women lined up for Sir's pleasure. Usually found in shandy rags, porn films, or Leicester City's changing rooms..

Very rarely encountered in real life, but I guess if a gent has a deep pocket the haddocks will oblige for the usual fee..

Taxi home and a bag of cheesy chips usually does it, but gents living outside of Wrexham may struggle to find willing victims easily..

Those in the Wrexham area are advised to keep the chip bags for putting over the heads of the specimens in order to "keep wood" while the procedure is being performed..
Richard was training hard on the sea-front throughout the summer season in Rhyl, ready for the Wrexham decathalon later in the year, where legends of the pork sword gather in an attempt to show their moves on the 10 haddock fish rack..
by Drex Johnson September 21, 2011
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gay fish

Carlos: Do you like fish sticks?
Kanye: Yes.
Carlos: Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
Kanye: Yes.
Carlos: You're a gay fish!
by kustomguitarist April 09, 2009
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Albert Fish

One of the most disturbing serial killers in history. This seemingly harmless, grandfatherly old man was a deranged child rapist and cannibal.
He was one of very few sadomasochistic serial killers and enjoyed receiving pain as much as inflicting it. He was also a religious zealot.

He attacked and raped numerous children and bragged that he'd "had children in every state". Most of his victims were handicapped or black children, easy targets.
He was convicted of torturing and murdering four-year-old Billy Gaffney and ten-year-old Grace Budd, both of whom he cannibalized. He was connected to three other murders and hundreds of rapes.
His downfall began when he sent a letter to Grace Budd's grieving parents, bragging about what he did to Gracie.
Albert Fish: noun, a psychopathic pervert who likes torturing, raping and murdering children and then eating their flesh. A flesh-and-blood embodiment of fairy tale monsters, a la "Hansel and Gretel"; a seemingly kind, benevolent elder who offers a child candy and turns out to be a cannibal.

In short, a legitimate reason for children not to talk to strangers.
by Lorelili March 30, 2010
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fish head

I racist slur for a Chinese Person
by Bob Carter February 12, 2004
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