fish'n shits

When you spend the day shitting on the edge of the boat because you drank too much beer the night before.

fish'n shits
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!

by Mitchell Man July 2, 2008

fish wrap

A newspaper of poor repute.

"The local fish wrap presented a biased story on the governor's speech".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Fish-mouth Syndrome

A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.

Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IReallyDontLikeYou May 12, 2016

Fish Fry

When there are more females than males at a location.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest

The View is a fish fry

by TheChampion613 November 24, 2011

fish ball cat

In brazilian portuguese, fish ball cat sounds like "Fiz boquete"
and the translation just means "I did a blowjob"
when you are young at school you learn simple words as cat, dog, ball, fish, duck...

So people made that playing words to prank their friends

how do you say (peixe) in English? Fish
and (Bola) ? Ball
and (gato) ? cat

now repeat all together : fish ball cat - fiz boquete

by Carioca133 April 29, 2016

fish boy

An ultimate sideman, like as much as those fishermen that followed Jesus all the way to the top of a mountain and gave him fish for his approval. A fish boy would follow you to the ends of the earth just for you to acknowledge them.

Friend 1: Wow! Tom is such a sideman
Friend 2: I know right, he's a fucking fish boy
Tom (the fish boy): Hey guys, what you talking about? you doing anything this weekend? can I come? be my friends?

by bigmanburn December 16, 2014

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005