Filth Merchant

someone who is involved with the usage and distribution of filth.

i'm going to that filth merchant over there to buy some filth.

you absolute filth merchant

by lounging_howeh October 7, 2009

Felching

Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.

Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel

by Anus Dwelling Hippy April 1, 2007

Dani Filth

Singer for the biggest black metal band of all time Cradle of Filth, also notable for his absurdly terrible vocals, reminiscent of a small bird being sodomized by Lexington Steele cheesy goth tomfoolery and ridiculous pseudo-Satanic teenie bopper imagery.

The poster boy for Faggoth.

"Maybe Dani Filth is the antichrist...I mean God *does* hate fags."

by Nathan von Christy April 11, 2007

cradle of filth

the g8est band ever

probable the best fuckin metal band in the world no other can beet cradle of filth
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty

there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl

by natty the metal head February 26, 2009

felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

Filth

1.Dirty,naughty,sexual acts.
2.See Eric Gotti for demonstration

I wana do filth with you!
You wana do filth?
Pure filth!

by Alex April 12, 2005