Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022
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by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020
Get the evan figueroamug. your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
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by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019
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