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Wining and dining

If performed on a woman: sucking her tits and eating her pussy
If performed on a man: eating his dick and drinking his cum.

Can also involve eating ass.
Shawn: bro, what were you doing last night?
Jamil: me and my girl was wining and dining all night. She tasted fine as hell.
by TheFilthyDank July 11, 2019
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dieing

1. The act of transitioning from life to death, especially as in comedy.

This is never to be confused with changing the color of anything, unless gangrene is a color.

Alternate definition:

2. Being stamped out by a die, dehydrated and mummified for future reconstitution.
1. Dieing is easy, comedy is hard.

2. We're dieing grandma tomorrow because her insurance won't pay for her upkeep until her replacement heart can be found.

3. We're dieing the Republican's hatred for the middle class into an obelisk to be fired into the heart of the sun.
by Death Becomes Me June 29, 2010
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dumpster diving

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight
by bizzyare November 5, 2009
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scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.
"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
by andrew November 27, 2003
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Abyssal Diving

Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.
Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.
by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007
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Captain of the diving Team

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
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Italian Dining jacket

An Italian dining jacket is a term used for the overused nasty term "the wife beater". The Italian dining jacket is a thin white tank top, with a t-strap back and usually comes in a cotton small ribbed fabric.
This style usually worn by loud, fat, greasy Italian/ Portuguese/Spanish men who inhabit their front porches and wear mandles,this tank has recently been made popular by trendy hipster store American Apparel.
Also very stylish with wanna be gansters who listen to really bad hip hop from the Southern USA and steriod taking meatheads that inhabit the gym and try to pick up chicks.
Look at that fat sweaty man in the restaurant wearing the Italian dining jacket.
by Shawesome March 31, 2009
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