Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.

Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

frank dileo

The cutest and most charming boy I've ever seen. He is very athletic, he enjoys sports including baseball and basketball. He loves spending time wit his family and friends. If you have a friend who's name is Frank dileo, make sure that you never loose him.

Me: frank dileo is so cute, did you see that hit in practice, he's so good at baseball.

Friend: I know right, do you have a crush on him

Me:no

Friend: really??

Me:OK, mabey a little

by ramdom girl July 8, 2017

Corsican dialect

A corsican dialect refers to a blowjob. It can be split to two words. The word "dialect" is commonly used as a synonym to "conversation", in this given cause, meaning oral pleasuring of a penis. The word "corsican" refers to a southern island in the mediterranean sea that is considered a region of france. It's connection to a blowjob is yet unknown.

Hey, did you know where Jim and Mary went?
They are having a Corsican dialect in the bathroom.

by SteveTheEpicGamer February 22, 2019

corsican dialect

A corsican dialect is a commonly used discrete reference for a blowjob. An excelent way of avoiding the use of more offensive words in public.

Person 1 -"Hey, do you know where Jake and Kate went?"
Person 2 -"Uh, they're having a corsican dialect."
Person 1 -"Wow.. at a grill party?"
Person 2 -"Yeah, so don't spread it"

by SteveTheEpicGamer September 14, 2019

The Daylens Mom

To smash a mom without her son knowing and have her on speed dial 24/7, also lots of oral

i for sure did the daylens mom to your girl last year hahaha..... we still at it

by swowce September 17, 2019

Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness

So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.

by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020