Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

DINK

When you go to stick your head out of the window in the car or what have you and forget to roll the window down... DINK... a thoughtless or careless person who does not think first before acting

You are a dink... Hey Dink... look what he did, that guy is a dink...what a DINK

by The howefrank May 20, 2021

bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025

Dink

An American term. Someone you do not like or respect. An idiot who doesn’t leave you alone.

Geez, that guy Ryan is such a dink.

by Bill.Swaggins March 11, 2022

dink

Another word for “dick”, used often by younger kids as a euphemism

He took a wee-wee from his dink roflol

by Beejsterb February 17, 2022

guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017

chinky dink

the most handsome man to ever exist ever

wow that guy is a chinky dink

by landoooooooooo May 6, 2024