Catch Deez Hans

A verbal threat or usually used in a threatening manner to allow others the opportunity to receive or run from catching yo Hans.
Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.

Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!

Don’t be spittin’ at Trisha or you be about to catch deez hans son!

by Sonnyboi May 18, 2024

Deezed

Used to describe another person as muscular.

Your boyfriend is so deezed that it makes my panties drop

by Deezedbyb September 8, 2022

deez mutz

slang for direct message(s), or "dm(s)". derived from "dn" (deez nutz)

user1: "yo @user2 chat is crowded, chec deez mutz"
user2: "ite"
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"that girl on twitter is cute, i'm bout to slide in her deez mutz"

by deadavenger March 3, 2024

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

deez

something sus

hey you said your gonna give me somma deez........

by anonymous April 29, 2023

slay deez nuts

To do someone's nuts, or in other words, a blowjob

Person 1: Guess what, I passed
Person 2: SLAYYYY
Person 1: How about you slay deez nuts

by ThatNigeriasian July 23, 2023

Deez nutz

A joke that youngsters use nowadays

They add deez nutz to any sentence that sounds cursed with deez nutz

Typically used with fit ~ in your jaws

Or
Y/n deez nutz ( putting deez nutz across your face)

Michael : i love ganyu
John : whos ganyu
Michael : ganyu fit deez nutz in yo jaws lmao

by 🦆 yo November 29, 2022