by Jersey8girl April 26, 2011
Get the Odd Duck Dingle Dorkmug. Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.
Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK)!! She's too smokin for him!!!!!
by Log-Jammin December 14, 2008
Get the Dork Face Killa (DFK)mug. a person who uses a microphone in mic enabled online multiplayer games to talk, play recordings, or do various other things completely irrelevant to the game at hand.
it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
by porcupyne November 30, 2009
Get the D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)mug. Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.
Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK). She's too smokin for him.
by Log-Jammin December 12, 2008
Get the Dork Face Killa (DFK)mug. its the hottest guy in middle skool, the cutest, the nicest, the most senistive, the hottest did i mention this , a lot of girls crushes, mi lover lol maria, and the subject of a lot of convos.. and i love him soo much!
by cmor April 24, 2005
Get the love me love my dorkmug. Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
Get the poled dorkmug. Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug.