Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Dirt whore

Dirt whore is a person or persons who will get down in the dirt and act like a dirt whord

Shekinah serene ramey stop being a dirt whore

by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 14, 2022

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 24, 2008

dirt den

A filthy location, such as a roller rink, where other activities, such as Zumba, are performed out of necessity.

There is no Zumba class at the gym tonight so I guess we are going to have to risk disease & go to the dirt den.

by danceypantz January 12, 2011

Dirt Racing

Spend a lot of money on your race car to win very little

Hey let's go dirt racing to win $100

by Pittsburgh Kid 1 November 28, 2021

Dirt Army

The best army in all of the land

Person 1 - I'm part of the dirt army
Person 2 bows down

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019