curve alert

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

curvepipe

A man with a heavily curved "pipe" or penis.

Yo did you hear about Shaun's curvepipe? I swear it goes 45 degrees to the left.

by curvepipemaker March 18, 2024

Curvenavity

The doing or past doing of bigger businesses undermining lower businesses.

I just can't stand curvenavity It just is just horrible.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

curved up

To apply copious amounts of Curve cologne to one’s self and to one’s bros with or without their consent. Especially when occupying the firehouse and you need to catch some good work.

Man, we haven’t had a fire in awhile, we need to get curved up!

We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.

We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!

by Wild Bill Hargrave May 4, 2024

Curve Farming

The act of telling a peer the wrong answer to a question in order to boost the curve. In doing this you would be screwing your classmate to getting a lower grade, which would boost your grade by receiving a bigger curve.

Josh - Real GDP does not count inflation.
Ethan - Yes it does josh stop curve farming.

by Killerbee Cow January 16, 2025

Culver's

A midwestern food chain that is also enjoyed by me for some reason even though im not even from the midwest also i will defend their pretzel bites to death

someone: Wow these Culver's Pretzel bites taste bad

*i pull out my bazooka-8

by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.

We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.

by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025