short and curly

slang for a difficult question or situation, implying that the question or situation is akin to having someone tugging on your pubic hairs

"How can you be the father???"

"That's a short and curly."

by dnaurban May 26, 2008

nasty curls

The messy tangly hair from guy/girl running fingers through/grabbing hair during oral sex.

ugh that guy kept grabbing my hair I ended up going home with nasty curls.

by CurlQueen June 23, 2011

Curly

Another word for a joint in Advocate Harbour, Nova Scotia.
Let me know if anyone else uses this word.

Man, I got so fried off that curly.

by Ilove Brummsmom May 26, 2008

Jew-Curls

when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly

Bob From Accounting: Damn did you see Fred From The Mailroom?
Richard from Customer Service: Yeah he had some huge assed jew-curls.

by Shankman24 March 24, 2009

short and curly

Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.

I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.

by Mikeyman3938 March 11, 2010

curlyheadedfuckitis

Anyone suffering from any and all types of curly hair. Found in most if not all cultures around the world.

Erin was upset when she finally realized she had curlyheadedfuckitis.

by its b money March 4, 2011

Eyelash curler

A torture device used to pull off people’s eyelashes. The name might sound normal but the name is just a cover up. If u see a girl, a gay, a they using this stop them because they will get there eyelashes plucked off from there eyelids. And if u ever see an “eyelash curler” just buy it and give it to the person u hate.

Random guy:oh u sell eyelash curlers here?

Store owner: oh, yes we do!

Random guy: I’ve been looking for these I can rarely find them!

Store owner: I see u have someone u want to give this to...

Random guy: YES!

Store owner: ohh, u can have it for free, u seem like a nice person!

by The Kenma simp March 7, 2021