Jew-Curls

when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly

Bob From Accounting: Damn did you see Fred From The Mailroom?
Richard from Customer Service: Yeah he had some huge assed jew-curls.

by Shankman24 November 08, 2008

FFS

the three things men(straight) can't live without: food, football and sex

Jake: Hey man u look depressed and slightly emo today.
Jeff: Yeah i haven't gotten any F, F, or S(FFS) in like a month. If this keeps up I might die.
Joe: Damn dude that sucks ass.

by Shankman24 November 08, 2008