Skip to main content

Cap'n Crush

The delicious combination of Captain Morgan and Orange Crush originated by Easycore singer Tyler White in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Tastes like a creamsicle. The addition of Orange Crush lowers the bite of the rum and enhances the taste all together. Usually consumed in a water bottle, when half a fifth of Captain Morgan's is left, or just chasing Captains with Crush.

Other flavors of Crush and even other kinds of Orange Soda can be used and still qualify as Cap'n Crush but nothing beats the original combination.

Eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.
Last night that Cap'n Crush totally snuck up on me
by skramlife June 13, 2011
mugGet the Cap'n Crush mug.

baby crush

A itty bitty teeny tiny crush one has on another.
also used falsely to conceal a much larger crush or obsession one has.
H: do you like Katie?
N:no
H: not even a baby crush?
N: okay maybe a little...
mugGet the baby crush mug.

Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.
Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.
by SPKizzle April 30, 2008
mugGet the Kindergarden Crush mug.

nerd crush

A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.
"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"
by betsi January 7, 2009
mugGet the nerd crush mug.

Crushed Rhino

Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.
Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.
by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009
mugGet the Crushed Rhino mug.

Chat Crush

A crush obtained on one of your chat buddies on gchat. This is most likely a person you have not had much contact with in real life but get to know online only. Online conversations with a chat crush can lead to cross chat crushing on email, facebook , or twitter as well.
Girl1: Oh my gah, have you talked to that Jerry guy lately?
Girl2: Umm, No way! I met this guy on Gchat and he is totally my new chat crush.
by nbizzlenashvizzle June 2, 2010
mugGet the Chat Crush mug.

slut-crush

Having a crush on a slut– not for typical devotional reasons, but for sexual reasons only. Typically someone hard up would develop a slut-crush.
Dave has got such a slut-crush on Jackie– he hopes she'll throw him a bone by jumping on his.
by mcostanza January 12, 2008
mugGet the slut-crush mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email