by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
Get the Kentucky Crockpot mug.Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.
Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.
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The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
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The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
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Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d
I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.
by JasonJohnHorn July 2, 2009
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Get the crons on deck mug.noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)
(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.
by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008
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Get the Crotch-A-Tize mug.John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!
Bitch: Please don't croissault me!
Bitch: Please don't croissault me!
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