Corporupt

Combination of "Corporate" and "Corrupt" to a pun.
In essence it's to be corrupt by ideology or design, and serve corporations regardless of ethics and consequences.

Examples: Fox News, Mitt Romney (R), and anyone supporting SOPA, PIPA, or NDAA.
Mitt Romney said "Corporations are people" with true conviction, therefore he is corporupt.
Fox News serves their corporate owners rather than their viewers, and is a fairly unbalanced corporupt propaganda machine.

by GulleLars January 5, 2012

corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.

Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"

by ganga child October 24, 2012

corporatesophere

The corporate world, comprising people who work in corporations.

Running my own business is a great improvement to working in the corporatesophere

by AlanAlanAlan November 24, 2013

Chorror

The feeling one gets when the realization hits that there is no more chocolate left in the house.

A feeling of chorror came over me when I reached for the emergency bag of chocolate chips only to find it empty.

chocolate chocoholic

by CocoaFaery November 26, 2013

Corporate Tai Chi

Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.

I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...

by Stesio December 27, 2013

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

by Corporal J April 18, 2016

Corporate Pain in Love

Corporate pain in love is a management term related to stylish companies. It is a condition in which a sexy intern falls for dynamic boss. Out of love the male boss keeps promoting the girl, but due to decency never courts her. The intern feels neglected, and lonely. But when she leaves the company for cushy job in another company, the boss feels hurt and neglected.

Dimple was corporate pain in love for Human Resource Head, when she joined Infopro.

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016