by that guy January 31, 2005
Get the Marine Corps mug.A large, powerful organisation operated by the US Government. Very often trigger happySpecially trained to inflict maximum innocent civilian casualties and to fire on allied forces. Unlike an elite, hardened force of veteran soldiers (see Royal Marines), they are an unwieldy force, with more than 1,500,000 troops.
Battle Honours:
Mexican War
World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France)
World War 2 (Same as above)
Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0)
The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0)
Iraq
Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire
Battle Honours:
Mexican War
World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France)
World War 2 (Same as above)
Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0)
The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0)
Iraq
Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire
US Marine Corps soldier in Humvee: I can see foot mobiles approaching
Commander: Do they look friendly?
Marine: I think so
Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike)
British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY
Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......
Commander: Do they look friendly?
Marine: I think so
Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike)
British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY
Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......
by wannabekiller November 21, 2010
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A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.
When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!
by Matt March 28, 2005
Get the Marine Corps mug.Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".
Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."
Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"
Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"
by Delta_Lead April 25, 2009
Get the United States Marine Corps mug."Work Place Anarchy" but more like "prison work for the people trying to stay out of prison".
This is the equivalent of an enterprise looking up to a bureaucratic education.
EFFECTIVE FOR SOME, maybe not all. Good life lesson to try.
Play pool, live life up, BUT
**don't let people think they know you.
REMEMBER: All black moms tell sons "Take no1s shit", jits take it too far.
I got kicked out for being attacked & getting pissed about being accused WHEN THE TEACHER WASNT EVEN IN CLASS & EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING (strict rules about sleeping).
I didn't try2 sue 4 discrimination b/c its wasting much time& using a book before driving Heavy Equipment Operator
(Construction Co's will train you in order to pay you low$).
books teach not2 get/run ovr s1 w streamroller like stories
(Now its time 4 college so no construction 4 me.)
me2u: "Leave your attitude, youre getting a new 1"
(they giv you health to change your tweakn attitude)
Snickers says you+hungry=grumpy.
This is the equivalent of an enterprise looking up to a bureaucratic education.
EFFECTIVE FOR SOME, maybe not all. Good life lesson to try.
Play pool, live life up, BUT
**don't let people think they know you.
REMEMBER: All black moms tell sons "Take no1s shit", jits take it too far.
I got kicked out for being attacked & getting pissed about being accused WHEN THE TEACHER WASNT EVEN IN CLASS & EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING (strict rules about sleeping).
I didn't try2 sue 4 discrimination b/c its wasting much time& using a book before driving Heavy Equipment Operator
(Construction Co's will train you in order to pay you low$).
books teach not2 get/run ovr s1 w streamroller like stories
(Now its time 4 college so no construction 4 me.)
me2u: "Leave your attitude, youre getting a new 1"
(they giv you health to change your tweakn attitude)
Snickers says you+hungry=grumpy.
Let's go to Job Corps in Muhlenburg, KY & get the opportunity to extend our Career building time so we can USE THE GOVERNMENTS $ for WATER PARKs & cleaning the streets :)
(cant take the ghetto out me, but move me, the ghetto maker)
(cant take the ghetto out me, but move me, the ghetto maker)
by spilt milk=splashing puddles:) February 26, 2011
Get the job corps mug.A funeral home. A place where people go for the wake after someone dies. Typically found in Northeastern, Pennsylvania, especially in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre areas.
"We are going to da corpsehouse for a wake and then for a couple two-tree beers at da bar, hayna or no?"
by J. F. Kennedy September 20, 2006
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