cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

Troy Cook

A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.

Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.

by Pseudoandra November 15, 2019

cooking companions

A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions

Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...

by Gumi Wamu October 12, 2023

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

Gabe Cook

He’s really sexy and loves the boys.

Hey it’s Gabe Cook! What a hotty.

by StonkyKong August 6, 2019