Sink Climber

A person originally from a bidet country (France, Italy, Spain etc.) now living in a country where there are no bidets in bathrooms and toilets.

The other day we were at some friends' for dinner and I caught my boyfriend sink climbing. Yes, he's a sink climber.

by Condolences March 29, 2024

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room

Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

Chopped chumber

The highest degree of "choppedness". A combination of the terms "chopped cheese" and "chopped lumber". Used to indicate an unfathomable level of ugliness or unpleasantness.

Parker: "Dude, Jackson is so ugly bro."
Luke: "Right? That dude is borderline chopped chumber."
Parker: "Too far man."

by Lukeypookey10814 February 24, 2026

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025