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clefticle

Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.
Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.

Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008
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Clean your fish tank

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.
"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."
by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008
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clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.
It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
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mossy cleft

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft
by Sam W March 9, 2007
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goolie-clencher

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
by mp666 March 4, 2010
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Pool Cleaner

Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.
Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night

Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool

Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage
by SaltLife_Buggin August 12, 2019
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west clermont middle school

West Clermont Middle school is the biggest middle school in the district but all of our 7th grade dances and field trips are cancelled. skanks, hoes, and f-boys roam the halls of this school. rumors and secrets are spread and nudes are leaked. kids run from the cops, send nudes, leak nudes, loose their virginity, and more. there's vaping and smoking issues, drinking alchohol and more. in all, west learning middle school is a shoebox. thank you for your time.
person 1: "you know what west clermont middle school is right?"
person 2: " yeah my little sister goes there and she's turning into a thot."
by Chaotic Nuetral December 8, 2019
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