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Cark

Barista: "Whats your name?"
Me: "Mark with a c"
Barista: "...Ok, Cark"
by DojoSkate February 10, 2020
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Ratchet and Clank

A video game about a lombax and a robot, detailing their adventure to save the galaxy from an evil businessman named Drek.

Created by Insomniac Games.
Sequals named Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando (or Ratchet & Clank: Locked and Loaded or just Ratchet & Clank 2) and Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal.

Often abreviated to R&C.
The debate about if Ratchet & Clank or Jak and Daxter is the greater platformer has been rekindled. Let us don flame-retardant garments.
by Sandy87 March 16, 2005
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clank clank

This word can be used as a verb.
Clank Clank is the 🗜 emoji and is generally used in order to express something scary, or make a threat.
This phrase was created as a result of the scary and threatening look of this emoji.
You better not spill the tea or I will clank clank you.
by jason lol March 22, 2019
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carked

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker
mr smith carked while away on holiday
by helen reed, April 5, 2008
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carkour

Carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.

It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.

Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.

Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.
I have recieved 3 careless driving tickets for practicing carkour in my vehicle over the course of 200,000 miles without ever causing an accident.
by Drujon October 21, 2008
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J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013
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tom clarke

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched
Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd
by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018
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