Robin: Hey, JP, I'm gonna go buy some bread. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?
by Blobs January 10, 2009
Get the Cancer Juice mug.A new strain of AIDS that has geneticly enhanced by scientists to control population. Also called CAIDS, not only does an infected individual get the full blown AIDS, but also cancer leading to the inevitable kemo treatment that, as you know, almost kills you as well. Its pretty much a death sentance, and it works quicker than any disease alone. Experts say that within minutes of contracting the Cancerous AIDS, you can feel the symptoms setting in.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
The Cancerous AIDS has all of the conventional AIDS symptoms and within minutes of initial infection subject develops the AIDS Cough,and within 24-48 hours of infection the AIDS Face Sets in. This pretty much makes the infected look like a zombie from Resident Evil within the first week. Cancerous AIDS patients rarely live over 60 days after infection making it pretty much the quickest killer in the population.
by Russ Bus March 13, 2008
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grave cancer is when somebody is buried underground and still has cancer and is just rotting away, the term is also mentioned as a insult when some old woman (or guy) is giving u hard time and is complaining about everything and everyone
by MrRon July 9, 2006
Get the grave cancer mug.A "super" deadly strain of cancer that can be contracted a near infinite amount of ways and its results are always fatal and terrible.
by Amish Man May 29, 2008
Get the super cancer mug.by john abdhule October 30, 2008
Get the Cancer Splash mug.Guy: Look, here comes that dork Justin Bieber! HAHAHAHA
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*
by EpicCollision June 23, 2017
Get the Cancer mug.when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.
my girl has to shave her head
why?
bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out
ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
why?
bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out
ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
by olko March 30, 2009
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