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The Chong

When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!
"We were having a good time last night and then he did The Chong in my ear."
by pNeumatic December 17, 2020
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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chong

a disposable vape or e-cig.

eg elf or geek bar
can i use ur chong”

- “nah g its about to run out
by doldolly May 5, 2022
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Chong

by Stereoroad June 7, 2020
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chong boon secondary school

Also known as CBSS. Looking at the acronym you can tell what this school is filled with, unless you want your kid to turn out a druggie/ gangsters wannabe do not send them here.
Me: Hi i’m from chong boon secondary school.

Everyone else: C*** b** secondary school?
by your limbu August 30, 2021
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Ching Chong

A young Chinese child would yell "CHONG! CHING CHONG!" when he spots a calculator.
by Jack_Dinkleburg January 31, 2022
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Chong

Gradation above a chode but below a dong
Ya know she's a keeper of she can suck the chong from behind.
by K fire February 2, 2020
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