choad

A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.

Peter has a sweet little choad!

by l.obermayer May 2, 2003

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

chaff

Light and fluffy hair found near a females (never males) nether regions. Derived from 'chaff-chaff'.

Girl in bikini, boy: "I can see your chaff".
"Sam D'Arcy, my God you're a chaff"
"I heard you got rid of your chaff"

by hect and nej January 13, 2005

choad

used as a greeting for a person who height to weight ratio is larger than average

hey whats up choad, ha choad

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

choad

In fact when your rod is wider than its length.

Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!

by cyrusam November 3, 2006

choaderette

Choaderette refers to a man or woman that enjoys oral sex with a woman who has a choad.

You are a choaderette.

by pixil September 23, 2004

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009