Side Chick Logic

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

by Kool Aid Chef May 13, 2014

hottie butterface smoker chick

A pretty cool chick most often found during smoke breaks at work (gen. a large facility). She is possessed of a super rockin' bod, looks that are average or lower, but has all types of awesome true stories including, but not limited to: traffic altercations, drunken chicanery, sexual shenanigans, loose girlfriends, and delicious abuses of other employees, patrons, and whatnot (making her quite do-able).

Jeff: I just had a smoke with that one chick from the 4th floor, who was saying how she got in an accident with her boyfriend after some party. They were both drunk and going like 90 miles an hour, smashed into a street sign, and didn't even get a DUI, so she gave him a blowjob as a reward!
Eric: Fuuuck, good for her! Which girl again?
Jeff: You know, the hottie butterface smoker chick.
Eric: You mean Kelly?
Jeff: Oh yeah. That's her name.
Eric: I'd do her.
Jeff: Me too!

by e.dub in the streets May 17, 2008

Chickamauga

A small town in north Georgia known for its school and its occasional Meth lab. Also Knows as "Little Mayberry"

Have you ever been to Chickamauga?

by Captain Dan318 February 17, 2009

fat chick magnet

someone that attracts fat chicks, in bar or club, conveinent for fattys

when steve enters the bar he attracts fattys because he is a fat chick magnet.

by shane69 September 11, 2007

snorgtees chick

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

bow chicka wah wah

Onimonapia (meaning word that is spelled like a sound) that is supposed to stand for 70's guitar Porn-riff. Usually this is the music that came on when the action was just about to get started. It has been used in a subcultural context to denote any porn-like or pornified situation.

Your friend picks up an extra large sausage. This is a great time to sing Bow Chicka Wah Wah.

You see a hot guy/girl that you could imagine yourself in a porn with. Also a good time to sing Bow Chicka Wah Wah.

by BowChicka April 18, 2007

cuff yo chick

A command made by any male to a specific lady's boyfriend telling him to watch out for his girlfriend. This usually means that the person making the command is going after the lady and that if the boyfriend doesn't keep her on a short leash, she will get swept away.

"You better cuff yo chick tonight, man, she's a hottie and i'm finna take her back with me."

by quignugget May 12, 2010