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The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.
Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.
by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011
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dip check

when a guy fingers a girls vagina and when she isnt looking he smells his finger to see if it smells. if his finger doesnt smell he if free to move on to the next base.
man bobby, im glad i did the dip check on suzie. she had one rank twat!
by clay p October 2, 2007
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movie check

An oversized check in either physical dimensions or proscribed currency valuation.

The nomenclature originates from the idea that movie stars typically receive a lump-sum payment for their appearence in motion pictures.

Also, the large not truly designed to be a negotiable financial instrument, you see them handed out to golf tournament champions or lottery winners, but surely some feebly minded bearers have attempted to cash or deposit the corpulent check and its corresponding amount.
"Dubbs, you better write me that motherfucking movie check you owe me."

"I've been cutting grandma's grass for the past three months, that bitch better cut me a big fat movie check, pronto."
by Jason Michael Holly November 10, 2005
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Eagle Check

An act of kindness intended to intercept a sexually inappropriate act performed by a responsible peer. Often considered "cock blocking".

A nationally accredited program at SUNY Brockport. Most commonly performed by jealous bitties.
Jenna: How was last night?
Mike: Great until I was about to get it in, and her stupid fat friend eagle checked my shit!
Jenna: What a cock blocker!

"I was walking down the street and saw a rape goin down so I eagle checked that mother fucker. I guess you could call me a hero."
by Ells Worth October 15, 2011
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check ur privilege

Something people who need to kill themselves say.
Her: Check ur privilege!

You: KYS.
by Jayack February 22, 2017
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cheese check

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.
man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.
by Nick1401 November 11, 2007
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chad check

The act of proving your superiority over another male by replying to his dick pic with a picture of your own larger penis, directing all homosexual blame onto the other male for being a dicklet. Only works if the picture you send is, in fact, your own penis, AND if your penis is noticeably larger. Successfully chad checking someone removes all faggotry associated with sending another male a dick pic.
Chad 1: Bro some fag tried to be edgy and sent me a dick pic, so I chad checked his ass
Chad 2: Haha what a fuckin beta, nice bro
by johnnyblins June 1, 2018
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