Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".

"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)

by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Carrot

Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: im a pineapple

Phil: your more of a melon i reckon

David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!

Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool

Sam: think you might have confused phil there david

David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!

Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: you got it in one!

by DaeDaveDavid February 7, 2010

carrot

The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power

If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27

by Malignant_Slurpee March 21, 2004

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carbooty

A woman who gives up booty because a guy has a sweet ride.

or A guy who just gets booty because of his car.

That dude is all about the carbooty

by Joel Pimp July 18, 2005

carrots and celery

carrots and celery are the best snacks in the world!!!! U MUST EAT WITH RANCH DRESSING/DIP or else they are gross

carrots and celery being eaten by a bunny

by prettiep October 22, 2008