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candy rap

also known as mainstream rap, the rap you hear on tv, radio, etc. It takes no talent, and most songs have few words, usually just about sex, drugs, clubbing, or gangsters. The opposite of candy rap would be REAL RAP, which is actually a decent music genre and takes good writing skills.
candy rap:The crap you hear on mtv and the radio. 50 cent, little wayne, soldier boy, etc
"ballin" "im hot cause im fly, you aint cause yo not" "blame it on the alchohol" As you can see, these songs have no meaning and are just rhymes that a first grader could come up with, except they are all about vulgar things

real rap: has political, spiritual, or just life topics, and the poetry is well written. ex: Immortal technique
by candyrapiscrap December 4, 2009
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Candy corn

The type of girl you see nowadays with bleach blonde hair, and super spray on tans, take on the look of a candy corn yellow-top orange bottom
Dude 1: hey man you see all those chicks at the beach?
Dude 2: yeah man i did but they were all candy corn to me, dime a dozen
by HansPanzer September 1, 2009
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Candy of Meat

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.

Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".
John: "Bacon"
Beth: "Ahh the candy of meat"
by Stomper77 February 3, 2010
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Penis Candy

1. The sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard penis before he ejaculates.

2. The thing strangers in a van offer.
1. I sucked every drop of his yummy penis candy.

2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
My penis candy!”
by Kulukaku October 9, 2008
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piece of candy

the point in a day or life that gives someone an extremely quick boost of happiness.

taken from the James Woods experience on Family Guy
Finding 5 bucks on the ground made Ferby scream, "OH, piece of candy!"
by DerangedShadow December 18, 2007
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needle candy

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.
by anon October 27, 2004
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Candi-jew

According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)
1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007
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