also known as mainstream rap, the rap you hear on tv, radio, etc. It takes no talent, and most songs have few words, usually just about sex, drugs, clubbing, or gangsters. The opposite of candy rap would be REAL RAP, which is actually a decent music genre and takes good writing skills.
candy rap:The crap you hear on mtv and the radio. 50 cent, little wayne, soldier boy, etc
"ballin" "im hot cause im fly, you aint cause yo not" "blame it on the alchohol" As you can see, these songs have no meaning and are just rhymes that a first grader could come up with, except they are all about vulgar things
real rap: has political, spiritual, or just life topics, and the poetry is well written. ex: Immortal technique
"ballin" "im hot cause im fly, you aint cause yo not" "blame it on the alchohol" As you can see, these songs have no meaning and are just rhymes that a first grader could come up with, except they are all about vulgar things
real rap: has political, spiritual, or just life topics, and the poetry is well written. ex: Immortal technique
by candyrapiscrap December 4, 2009

The type of girl you see nowadays with bleach blonde hair, and super spray on tans, take on the look of a candy corn yellow-top orange bottom
Dude 1: hey man you see all those chicks at the beach?
Dude 2: yeah man i did but they were all candy corn to me, dime a dozen
Dude 2: yeah man i did but they were all candy corn to me, dime a dozen
by HansPanzer September 1, 2009

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.
Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".
Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".
by Stomper77 February 3, 2010

1. The sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard penis before he ejaculates.
2. The thing strangers in a van offer.
2. The thing strangers in a van offer.
1. I sucked every drop of his yummy penis candy.
2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
“My penis candy!”
2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
“My penis candy!”
by Kulukaku October 9, 2008

the point in a day or life that gives someone an extremely quick boost of happiness.
taken from the James Woods experience on Family Guy
taken from the James Woods experience on Family Guy
by DerangedShadow December 18, 2007

by anon October 27, 2004

1) Mike Bloomberg
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007
