Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

Cookie Lush

To eat cookies excessively, to obtain cookies in large ammounts. Producing in abundance. Also a person who likes cookies like they love alcohol.

Matthieu, aka COOKIE LUSH 5000, just stole my mofo cookies!!! >_<

by Lesly August 3, 2006

Cookie Space

The area of the cleavage where cookie crumbs, or other such food items, often fall during consumption.

Sarah was eating when a bit of brownie fell into her cookie space.

by Kirk2814 December 8, 2009

cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

Raw cookie dough

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.

When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.

by trajayjay July 31, 2013