Skip to main content

Clutch Pencil

A term used to describe a man penis being very good. Popularised by the famous producer 'Clutch Pencil' AKA ' Princess Terrorist' A Sexy Man (No Homo) that is a Demigod at producing beats.
Sierra: Have you heard about Clutch Pencil?
Morgoth: OMG Yassss, his dick is soooo big!!!
by lilminerals June 26, 2020
mugGet the Clutch Pencil mug.

Clutch

Last minute solution to a problem. Exactly what was needed suddenly becoming available.
“I didn’t have enough toys for Christmas and they showed up with mad toys!” “They’re always clutch!”
by God’s Army December 24, 2020
mugGet the Clutch mug.
Related Words

Cletcha

I’m not going to cletcha today
by Wee loc’s December 24, 2021
mugGet the Cletcha mug.

Diamondback Clincher

Cumming inside of your sex partner during a good ole ass fucking while they're squeezing their ass-cheeks together.
Yo! Guess what? I heard that Luke Skywalker pulled of a Diamondback Clincher with Darth Vader last night. I stole the tape, want to watch it?
by GreusomeDefinitionor February 11, 2017
mugGet the Diamondback Clincher mug.

Rowan Clinch

Famous for his work in "Cats: The Musical", Rowan Clinch now dominates the gay burlesque show game with his feathery fedora and surgically enhanced thigh implants. Rowan won't do what some call "take a chill pill" because of all the other pills he takes. Some hobbies Rowan enjoys are sitting on fences and then dropping into innocent people walking in the street, googling songs which encourage rape and suicide, and pretending that his anime action figures are having a banquet for their fallen king.
"I think I'm having feelings for the man in the majenta fedora!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"
by mr. dick larry April 7, 2020
mugGet the Rowan Clinch mug.

Pulling a Cliche

To tell someone or a group of people that you're going to do something, but really you're just going to go to sleep.
Joe- Timmeh went to go eat three hours ago!
Syed- I think hes pulling a cliche.
by Chumpy922 July 15, 2010
mugGet the Pulling a Cliche mug.

Off the clutch

When you’re beyond mad or upset
She was pissed... she was off the clutch
I forgot to bring the casserole and she was off the clutch about it
by Martha XX June 1, 2019
mugGet the Off the clutch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email