Buttery Facial

1. When you give someone a facial (that is, treat or serve them) and it's all smooth hence buttery. Giving someone a buttery facial may include, but is not limited to: using large, sophisticated words; being very clever and well thought out; and may take a few good seconds for the average person to understand.

2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.

1. Damn, he gave me an uber buttery facial. It was really well thought out and it used all these big words like "incomparable." It really made me feel bad... :(

2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.

by Agloerxdjorn January 31, 2010

buttel

A hip, cool person associated with the Hollister brand.

Wow, did you see that Buttel?

Yeah, he was legit.

by Hespeakeththetruth! June 3, 2014

that really butters my egg roll

An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.

You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll

by Yeetum July 12, 2017

mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

butternut-bitch

a person who likes dick in da booty and still complains about it

-Kyle was so mad when a dick went in his booty hole , that he creamed all over himself, what a butternut-bitch

- kyle be a butternut-bitch

by Creamheadcheese January 28, 2010

Butter Bang

To screw someone with a stick of butter.

I learned what a butter bang was. My innocence had been broken by a harmless stick of butter and I vowed to break the men who broke me. - (National Lampoon's Movie Madness)

by jestingrabbit February 6, 2012

Butter Beat off

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.

Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.

by Let’sNot November 18, 2020