brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

brown horseshoe by shockalala July 19, 2014

brown cowboy

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style, he suddenly pulls out and rams his un-lubed dick into his partner's ass. He then grabs their hair and pulls it while fucking their ass. The goal is to see if he can stay in for eight seconds.

I was getting bored while banging my girlfriend last night so I pulled a brown cowboy.

brown cowboy by Nacho Cespedes December 1, 2014

Brown Turtleneck 

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

Brown Turtleneck by Teh Duder December 2, 2014

Brown Lava 

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.

Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."

Brown Lava by DangerFinger September 17, 2015

brown ring of fire 

When you eat spicy food and later when you shit your asshole burns.

" I love these hot wings, but I'll pay for it later when I have the brown ring of fire."

brown ring of fire by Tuckir April 7, 2016

brown hole pounder 

A brown hole pounder is when someone pounds a shitty asshole, and enjoys it.

Nick: "I swear you're a brown hole pounder!"
Jamal: "NAH MAN! Only in prison.."

brown hole pounder by LTtheCreator May 12, 2016

brown massage 

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

brown massage by Rod Byron January 17, 2018