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Healthy Breakfast

A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.
Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!
by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 14, 2009
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Breakfast Bra

A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.
Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"
by Weiny Joy October 21, 2008
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Jersey Breakfast

Ah Had a Jersey Breakfast and I'm ready to go
by SpayD83x September 24, 2011
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Serbian breakfast

- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"
by Milostheserbian April 14, 2009
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Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.
Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)
by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010
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bachelor breakfast

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.
by No Nickname May 19, 2008
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breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.
Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!
by KittyCatty June 11, 2005
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