School book

1)Something teachers make us read so we can "learn"

2) Big peice of crap.

3) Place to write hate notes about teachers.

4) something teachers give us to fill up our bookbags, look like thery're doing their jobs and break our backs.

5) Kindling.
1) I have to read my school books tonight for homework

2) Stupid school book.

3) (Written in school book) Mr. George is the worst teacher ever.

4) I have so many school books I can't fit them all in my bookbag. *falls over backward from weight of books*

5) Oh, you're having a bonfire? I'll bring over my schoolbooks to light it with.
by Gemini Twin #2 November 05, 2005
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Phone book

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
by Simon Lexington February 21, 2008
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book smart

A common characterization used by people who are uneducated to describe and feel superior to people who are, themselves, actually educated.
"Well, sure he's all book smart, but can he change an oil filter?"
by Lynns Daughter February 12, 2010
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burn book

this is a burn book. urban dictionary has became a burn book if you haven't noticed. only worldwide. pff
-urbandictionary.com
-public restroom wall
-what you're reading right now is a burn book
by bobis August 19, 2007
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play by the book

To follow rules exactly. Somewhat an antonym to play it by ear.
A: I know I'm not supposed to do anything without approval, but this is an emergency!
B: Can you handle the responsibility if something goes wrong?
A: ...
B: Then maybe you should just play by the book.
by lochb March 04, 2016
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drunk booking

When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.

The act of being drunk and on facebook.
Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.

Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.

Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
by nickybobby October 20, 2009
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Matt Books

A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."


Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.
"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.
by Jacob FCFer September 15, 2008
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