A beta is a male who, instead of being alpha and manning up, completely bitches out. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women. They also have no clue how to take a joke and take it personally when they don’t get it.
by buzzman26 August 17, 2022

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021

A waste of a Sunday afternoon by doing nothing exciting when you should have spent it with the boys. Usually happens to males who are in relationships. They get dragged to the shops or a garden centre with their significant other.
Other beta activities include:
Meal prep for the week ahead
Walks
Going for coffee
Other beta activities include:
Meal prep for the week ahead
Walks
Going for coffee
‘How was your weekend?’ ‘Busy Sunday, we went food shopping then a walk followed by a trip to a garden centre’ ‘sounds like a Beta Sunday to me’
by Robholdingsbarnet May 23, 2023

Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?
Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.
Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.
by DrDefinition December 13, 2015
