A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006
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Hey remember that time we both fell asleep next to Walter on that hammock and he tried to finger us? God, he's such a finger bear.
by finger bear victim #112 February 17, 2010
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Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009
Get the The Bear Jew mug.The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012
Get the Bearded Pony mug.The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!
Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."
Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"
Fread: "What??"
Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"
Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"
Fread: "What??"
Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"
by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011
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Person 2: It's BON IVER and they beat them because Bon Iver is much more talented than a multiple personalities psychopath and a person who makes music from windows 95 program sounds.
Person 2: It's BON IVER and they beat them because Bon Iver is much more talented than a multiple personalities psychopath and a person who makes music from windows 95 program sounds.
by Person123456 April 3, 2012
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