South Beech

Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.

See (Order: Fagales

Family: Fagaceae

Genus: Fagus)

Like a tree, Claude had basically planted himself on South Beach. In fact, he's a South Beech.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Mombassa Bench Press

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.

“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”

by captaincrunk March 27, 2020

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

BENCH

To graffiti with a marker or scribe.

"I benched all day riding the bus."

by tee November 20, 2003

benchboy

(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.

We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

benchpressed

a word to indicate that one was severely burned with a witty remark

Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.

Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!

by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009

Benched

To be so high or drunk that the world doesn't spin correctly.

We got so benched, dude where's my car?
Look at Tom, he's benched.

by Triizyyy May 2, 2018