Beaning

The act of doing something retarded or doing anything that Pete Rodriguez would do.

Hey bro that chick was beaning last night.

by Birthday dinner August 19, 2019

Beefing

Looking for gay sex in the same manner in which you rifle through the meat section at the supermarket looking for the perfect steak

Thanks for dinner, now let’s go beefing!

by Satanchristfingerer December 20, 2019

Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum

Beating a meat

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

Beefing

Beefing - Beefing is a term used when two people are fighting verbally sometimes could be physically

Girl 1: Oh my god my boyfriend didnt pull out
Girl 2: Thats so crazy!
Girl 1: I havent had my period in 4 days.
Girl 1: Him and I are straight beefing right now
Girl 2: Oh my gosh Marek they are that couple is straight beefing
Marek: Oh shit I dont give a fuck.

by Keramlive February 4, 2020

beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)

A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"

by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020

Beaning

When you pour a can of beans onto a sleeping person as a prank

Jerald: Yo, you want to do a beaning?
Max: Sure, but who?

by HrjttamblynGod June 24, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020