Baltic

Refers to anything considered to be a piece of crap. Word genealogy comes from Baltic and Mediterranean Ave on Monopoly which are the crappiest and worst properties in the game.

Did you see Gail's new car her dad got here? Its a total Baltic

The house Dan rents sure is Baltic

by Hawkeyes' Jon March 30, 2008

baltic

Someone who is run-down and ghetto. The most trashy thing you can get.

That girl Kristina is baltic. She takes it like a prison bitch.

by Heather aka Mo September 5, 2005

baulberina

A fat girl you would only consider when drunk.

The 15 shots of vodka allowed me to see the true beauty of the baulberina.

by Touber January 10, 2009

Baltcabulary

Words and phrases slaughtered and decimated by short balding Portuguese men. Phrases are typically followed by the acronym WLYB (Who loves you baby!).

That is not how that word is said...it must be from your baltcabulary!

by Gatorader February 9, 2010

Ballthumb

The situation arises when a male uses the washroom, and when exposing himself to urinate, contacts his balls with his thumb. This results in a recognizable nutsack-like odor on your thumb. Preventable by handwashing and using the lil hole in the front of your boxers.

I was on a date with Steve last night, and everything was fine until halfway through dinner; he came back from the washroom and all I could smell was his ballthumb

by KillahKoba™ July 7, 2010

Balltender

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

by dbldckr October 21, 2010

Baulb It

A term used to define someone who smokes methamphedamines or crack-cocaine inside a lightbulb used as the paraphanalia.

I dont want to see you hanging out with that baulb it

by asd0827 June 27, 2011