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Jr. Bacon

An individual in police training, or one who aspires to become a cop. Also can be used to describe people who are total downers and want to sabatoge fun and illegal activities.
Eric is a total Jr. Bacon and called the cops on our party.
by Sparklegirl May 8, 2008
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bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.
Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009
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What's shakin', Bacon?

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind
Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.
by maceisthemax June 2, 2011
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bacon bazooka

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.
by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003
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bacon tetris

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.
by skunkhead69 May 14, 2013
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turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.
"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."
by Cazi October 27, 2005
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Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.
by Moke October 27, 2006
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