skunkhead69's definitions

Tranger

Truck anger. A type of road rage inflicted by pickup truck drivers against other motorists on the road. Often characterized by tailgating, shining their high beams into your rearview mirror, and rolling coal while passing slower drivers.

Sedan driver: Why is this pickup truck right on my tail with his high beams on?
Sedan passenger: He has serious tranger!

by skunkhead69 February 10, 2019

bacon tetris

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.

I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.

by skunkhead69 May 14, 2013