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Baconchovie

Baconchovie (bay-cun-cho-vee)
Baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping.
Baconchovie: Half pig, Half fish. Hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. Normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. Baconchovie is now hunted by air and has been made famous by gyrocopter enthusiast, C. Denny and his book "Intro to the Hunt: Baconchovie by air in the Viva*la*ranger 520 gyrocopter". C. Denny passed on when his co pilot dropped a bag of polished nails on his head during his research of his unfinished book "Penguins: where do I get one".
Excuse me, I left my can of baconchovies in your Ford Ranger.

I do enjoy a pizza-pie slathered in baconchovies
by LongLiveTheRBV June 22, 2010
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bacon rim shot

When you cover a butthole in bacon bits proceed to pound the shit out of it pull out and nut on the hole for dressing, you then eat out the freshly made butthole, bacon, and jizz salad.
I enjoy doing bacon rim shots
by Os III May 29, 2016
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All Baconator

Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason.
Man, Chris was going All Baconator on me after I posted that harmless picture, WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE ()!@**&#*&$
by saw1833 January 26, 2010
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Jamaican Bacon

A can of beer. The reason for this is that "beer can" said in a English accent also sounds like "bacon" said in a Jamaican accent and vice versa.
English: "Grab me some Jamaican Bacon while you're in the kitchen old chap, I'm extremely thirsty."

Jamacan: "Ya' waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? Me waant a sandwich, mon."
by Spambanjo2 May 3, 2012
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bacon bro

guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?

girl: Of that's his bacon bro.
by greenscene May 24, 2009
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Backoutter

A person who likes to back out in every transactions or promises.
Someone said to buy/trade items but pull out in the last minute.
"Ken said he is going to buy that game, but instead he backed out, what a backoutter!"

Dave: "I am going to buy that doll for a girl if you buy one too."
Me: "Sure I can do that."
Dave: "Wait, I am not going to buy it."
Me: "What a backoutter...."
by xxlilDevilxx May 28, 2009
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Backness

When you are in the state of being back from being away. (generally used on IM speak)
Screen Name 1: Hey, did you see the thing I sent you earlier?
Screen Name 2: One sec BRB
Screen Name 2: Backness
Screen Name 2: No, I did not see it.
by TertiaryAdjunctUnimatrix01 August 19, 2009
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