Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

a Brandy thank you

To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.

When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.

I didn't have any money to tip the driver and he was cute enough so I gave him a Brandy thank you.

by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024

Victor Blanda

Not any Chef, but thee Chef.
Culinova

Blandesque ( Blanda + Baroque)
Epicurean Victoré
Blandistry (Blanda + Artistry)

“I’ll take my steak Victor Blanda style—crafted with precision, passion, and a touch of culinary genius.”

by Vesper Caius February 11, 2025

A Brandy

A basic bitch. A woman in Uggs, hell maybe even Birkenstocks, boots or similar. Accompanied by a scarf, beanie and Stanley cup full of a grande pumpkin spice. Or sometimes even booze. She was probably named after booze.

I love those hot fall style women. They are definitely my type, like a Brandy.

by Salty City August 29, 2025

Vegas Brandy

Vegas Brandy: Noun-

A version of “the other woman” when a wife is separated from her husband, he now has a girlfriend, and the wife has sex with her husband who is cheating on his girlfriend.

I just slept with Mike again, and now I’ve become a Vegas Brandy.

by Peacock Shane November 9, 2025

Coke and brandy

Nickname for Andy from WHSmith South

“Coke and brandy! You’re not late today!”

by Southcashif January 24, 2025

The great blandening

A cultural moment or slow-burning era where everything starts to feel generic, safe, soulless, and algorithmically optimized—usually in the name of profit, political correctness, or fear of backlash.
It’s the opposite of creative risk, raw authenticity, or human soul. You feel it in music, art, fashion, politics, even conversations—like someone sanded off all the sharp edges of reality.

Ever since 2020, it feels like we’re living through The Great Blandening—every song sounds like an ad jingle and even rebellion feels pre-approved.

by Charleston Barnes II April 17, 2025