bottom blast

When a fart turns into an explosive diarrhea.

My fart turned into an explosive in my underwear! It was a bottom blast!

by shabloink November 27, 2013

Reverse Anal Blast

When a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then they fart or force it out and then rub if all over the others' chest and then rub it around to look like someone blasted it onto their chest.

Miley did a reverse anal blast on Justin's chest.

by DirtyOracle November 8, 2009

put on blast

called out
told off in front of a lot of people
business told in front of a lot of people.

She likes brian.
bitch why did u try to kiss my man now i'm going to beat your ass.
She just gave 5 hand jobs in the boys bathroom.

by i'm jus me October 4, 2004

Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.

People who say blarted confuse me.

by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010

blart

Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.

He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.

by Radge Gadgee December 7, 2006

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

Masta Blasta

adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.

Yo! He's a Masta Blasta at Pacman! Look at him snag those little dots!

by Jin Saotome May 14, 2005