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The Ass eater

The ass eater is a commonly used term for the serial rectum licker of houston texas back in 1988 who's named Isaiah Flaschke. He was a night predator who ate EVERYONES ass. No one was safe if you were within 28 miles of him. He won 3 Presidential awards for bravery during his time in iraq where he licked roughly 458 bootyholes on the field risking his life each and every time to incapacitate enemy soldiers. he genuinely couldn't stop so after his discharge in 1994 he travels the usa eating ass, escaping police custody and even kept a collection of bootyflakes as a momento of his ass eating habit.
You look like "The ass eater" bro
*Continues to cum on the floor in anger*
The Ass eater by F a x February 23, 2021

Pain in the ass

Pain in the ass by Beebobee April 9, 2021

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass 

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass 

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.
I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.

smells like the ass of an ass 

used to explain a horrible smell surpassing the smell of Dane cook's ass
dude:bro macy threw up!

bro:i know dude it smells like the ass of an ass

case of the ass

Alternative term for farting or having bad diarrhea.
1.Oh man, after that Mexican food last night I sure have a bad case of the ass.
2. When I got food poisoning and I had the worst case of the ass ever.
case of the ass by ganz himself April 18, 2005