Alan

A really cute, sweet and sensitive guy, with a big heart. He can see through people's flaw's and would never hurt anybody. Charming, gorgeous, polite and funny, he will always be there for you<3

"Hey Alan"
"Hiya Hannah"
"How are you?"
"I'm alright, thanks, how are you?"
"I'm alright I suppose"
"What's wrong?"
^Always wants to help make things better<3

by spannaahh October 24, 2011

Alanii

Alanii is a sweet, kind, and respectful person. She has poofy, curly hair. And a bubbly personality. She is often either serious or silly. Always pretty smart. Always underestimated, though. She is extremely beautiful, inside and out. Never leaves someone behind. Very classy. She got the fatty and she cute as hell. Always trustworthy, will never tell another soul.

Alanii is literally my best friend.

Alanii is so cute in that dress like yass, sus.

by Nerdy caaaandy🤓😂🤣 April 5, 2017

Advanced Fuckery

Trying to be relevant. This is a level of nonsense which exceeds usual nonsense. Should be avoided by all means and at all costs. This is a situation when a person tries by all cost to fit it and neglects who they really are. It was coined by me upon the realisation that people need to work more on being themselves.

You've gotten to a level of advanced fuckery, trying to be who you aren't to please others.

by Cage Adomi July 20, 2017

Alanna

Fiercely loyal, a good friend, would do anything for the people she loves, probably has a dog named Carly Rose, incredibly intelligent, very quick witted, speaks quickly and with purpose, social and outgoing, loves to have a good time, loves the beach, unreasonably pretty, highly independent (she don’t need no man), but loves hanging out with friends, a great writer, very ambitious, could start a revolution is necessary, will always defend you.

Me:

Alanna: *throws a surprise party*

by boyyO February 23, 2019

Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

downside of advantage

having a disadvantage in a situation.

I applied for a job with the ACLU, but having a conscience and a brain put me on the downside of advantage.

by kimmie s November 12, 2006

Unwanted Textual Advances

The seemingly endless text messages you receive from the last person you would like to be receiving messages from.

John will not get the hint! My phone is full of his unwanted textual advances. It's just never gonna happen!

by Zenkila May 10, 2011