Albelce

A person who looks and acts like an Albert and Travis Kelce after a touchdown and in all aspects of life.

Man, that guy walking around like a toolbag rapper with diamond stud earrings is a bad Albelce.

by nes2220 November 6, 2017

Albert Einstein High School

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.

Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit

by chickfila January 15, 2018

Alberts

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.

Alberts is my last name.

by GoryGamer September 18, 2018

Albedo

1) A unit to measure the reflective capacities of an object
2) A certain female character of the light novel, manga and anime Overlord.

1) The object has an albedo value of 2,4.
2) OMFG Albedo was so kakkoi in the new Overlord episode!!! Kawaii desu OwO /o\

by Floehformfjf October 8, 2018

Albert

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.

A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.

by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019

Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

by Clapan November 30, 2019

Albeback

A verb commonly used by Al. Secretly or subconsciously meaning ya i won't be back. Might have plans to but something will always come up. Will leave you hopefully of his sexy ass returning but only to be disappointed.

Ok I gotta run to meet someone real fast like 30 minutes but then Albeback.

by FCCMoney April 29, 2020