Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

american armed forces

Like the Canadian Armed Forces but better

the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"

by Teevee360 February 1, 2017

not arsed

Someone who do not give a fuck. Usually from northern moore and are probably a 6 year old with no manners.

"Safe hannah kath and Larne. I'm not arsed yanno."

"I'm not arsed that Larnes a poo stain or that Hannah drinks diet coke. I'm not arsed that Katherine is a princess"

by Klhc2k17dickheaaaaad March 2, 2017

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019

Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020