The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

clicking the d-pad

A reference to masturbation your sweaty twitch gamer friend would make.

"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer

by TreOcculuem May 9, 2021

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020