shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 11, 2017

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 16, 2021

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

by justin911 December 20, 2022

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 02, 2019

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

by I'm not the one December 20, 2016