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Something optimus presumably isn't carrying. It's also the name of one of optimus songs. Horser is slang for many things like drugs guns etc. It's commonly heard at gas station in the morning by local crackheads. The slang may also refer to the sepcefic drug ketamaine.
Hey Barry want to go back and take a hut of horser
by Fortdumb March 15, 2021

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The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.
Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.
by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

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